6 September 2026
Shellacoban alpha and a few bugfixes
The Sokoban for serious record collectors
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Welcome
This page is built for a PC, not a phone. All the features work either way, but many of the gimmicks work best on a PC.
The journal
From the Blog
15 October 2026
Home Again After Six Years
Reunited with a parlor guitar
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Est. 1998 · still booting
Step into the 78rpm Manor
A lovingly over-the-top tribute to the old web, a love letter to GeoCities, blink tags and the original net nerds. The Manor is the collector’s home, stuffed with hidden corners and easter eggs for those who go digging.
manor.mortonharley.com
manor.mortonharley.com
The Jukebox
Spin shellac 78s right in the browser, at least their MIDI renditions
manor.mortonharley.com
Guestbook & Shoutbox
Sign the wall like it’s 1999.
manor.mortonharley.com
1998 Edition
Pure HTML that still runs in an old Netscape Navigator. Grab a virtual machine and boot it up!
manor.mortonharley.com
Teletext · BBS · WAP
Frames, an ANSI terminal and a tiny WAP build.
manor.mortonharley.com
Easter Eggs
Hidden gags and secrets scattered throughout. Have you found them all yet?
manor.mortonharley.com
Time Machine
Wind the web back and watch it rebuild with an integrated time machine.
Also from the workshop
Beyond the collection
A few side projects worth a detour, all playable right in the browser.
dor.mortonharley.com
dor tsu dor (v1.0 - release)
A game against antisemitism, available in English and German. Spot clichés and debunk conspiracy myths on a choose-your-own-adventure tour of Yiddish language and diaspora Jewish life.
🕎 Play dor tsu dor →warbrow.mortonharley.com
Warbrow (v0.4 - alpha)
A turn-based hex-tactics roguelite with historical campaigns, permadeath and booster-pack units. Pixel art and chiptune included.
⚔️ Play Warbrow →shellacoban.mortonharley.com
Shellacoban (v0.3 alpha)
A Sokoban for record collectors: push crates of 78s onto the shelves and file them by genre, year, label and size. No timer, no move limit, unlimited undo.
📦 Play Shellacoban →meeter.mortonharley.com
Manic Meeter (v1.2 - foreigner-edition)
A roguelike that turns corporate meeting hell into a dungeon crawl. Survive the stand-up, dodge the reply-all. Freshly translated into English by glorious AI. Trying to keep all the German specifics and injokes intact.
🎮 Play Manic Meeter →Work with Morton
Services
Got a collection that needs a web home? I build websites and tools for serious 78 RPM collectors, in exchange for rare shellac. Always interested in buying quality collections too. I can also transfer your old records if you need that.