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<h1><font face="Impact" color="#ff00ff">💾 FRAMES REQUIRED!! 💾</font></h1>
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This is extremely concerning. Even Netscape 2.0 had frames.<br><br>
Please consider upgrading from your stone tablet.<br><br>
In the meantime, try one of these:
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